Site Terms & Conditions

By placing and order at this website , you declare that you are at least 18 years of age or have the legal right to possess adult material in your community. If we discover that you are not legally entitled to order certain goods, we will not be obliged to complete the order. By entering this website you have released and discharged the providers/owners and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise.

All goods sold through this site are sold as 'novelty goods'. The vendor cannot be held responsible for any injury caused by their use.

All orders made by you through the web site are subject to acceptance and availability. No contract will exist between you and us for the sale by us to you of any product unless and until we send you an e-mail confirming dispatch of product ordered.

Some products shown on this website may vary slightly from the images displayed from time to time.

We cannot be held responsible for orders being delayed by incorrect information supplied during the checkout process.

Material on this site may not be copied, reproduced, republished, downloaded, posted, broadcast or transmitted in any way without prior written permission of the copyright holder. All material is the copyright property of the website owner.

The website owner makes no (and disclaims all) representations or warranties of any kind, express of implied, with respect to this website or the information or content included in this web site.

In no event will the website owner be liable:
for unforeseeable losses for either parties
for losses not caused by any breach on the part of the the website owner
for business losses and/or losses to non consumers

The website owner cannot be held responsible for orders being delayed by incorrect information
supplied during the checkout process.

Returns :

All items for return must be returned within 7 days.
All Items for return must be returned to the return address stated must be sent recorded delivery.
All items must be returned unopened and unused in the condition they were sold in.
In the case of a defective product, please provide a full description of the fault and return the defective item in its original packaging.
With all returns we ask the customer to confirm by email before dispatch, and in writing (signed letter) with the returned product/s,
which items are being returned and that they are :
a) unused
b) in the condition they were sold in
c) reason for return

All refunds may be subject to a small processing fee from our card processor.

The website owner reserves the right to amend these terms and conditions.